I'll steal your ruby slippers
And your little dog too
Song: Not So Bad A Dad
Artist: Sam 'Apitong' Zabala
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samapitongzabala:

This is one of my favorite songs from Phineas and Ferb… so I sang a cover for father’s day. all arranged by me. … enjoy :D

also.. it was Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’ birthday yesterday

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romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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posted 1 month ago with 123,946 notes via geothebio

megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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posted 1 month ago with 285,242 notes via geothebio

liathwen:

salomeideal:

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adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

I would like to know what is in those bottles. 

It’s Siracha!!!! Siracha is life!

That’s actually highly useful.

posted 1 month ago with 145,117 notes via asklizzieandalice

((Hey Mia))

((Shhhh… It’s a secret))

posted 1 month ago
tumblrbot inquired:

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I don’t know… Spilling my juice on the floor? I really can’t answer this.

posted 1 month ago
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